Nobody clapped / “Bullshit; go back to Harvard”

May 16th, 2008

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washingt…

Is this another Bosnian sniper incident, where a Democratic candidate for president describes a scene involving some personal courage, but later videotape shows that maybe perhaps it wasn’t really quite all like that exactly?

Sen. Barack Obama, the leading Democratic candidate for his party’s nomination, is very fond of telling receptive audiences the story about how last May he walked right into the automotive lion’s den of Detroit and told those industrialists they were going to have to shape up, change the way they do things and start making more fuel-efficient vehicles to protect our environment.

“And I have to say,” the straight-talking Obama tells his chuckling followers, “that when I delivered that speech, the room got really quiet. [Laughter] Nobody clapped.”

Well, in honor of Obama’s return campaign visit back to Michigan this week, someone — perhaps Republicans, perhaps someone closer to home politically — assembled videotape of Obama’s oft-told tale and spliced it side by side with videotape of that actual Detroit speech.

You’ll never guess what. The room wasn’t quiet at all. Obama, in fact, got a loud round of applause. And at the end of his address the camera’s view of him at the podium is partially blocked because the audience of local businesspeople and automotive executives was rising to give him a standing ovation.

I’ve got just one question: do we call this an incident of Obama lying about reality, or do we call this an incident of Obama plagiarizing Robert Reich’s almost identical fictional story about meeting with business folks:

Robert Reich, Quote Doctor

A Washington memoirist puts words in people’s mouths.

By Jonathan Rauch

Locked in the Cabinet, Robert Reich’s new memoir of his years as labor secretary in the Clinton administration, is an engaging policy memoir: insightful, often witty and, what’s most unusual for wonk kiss and tells, easy to read, partly because it’s told in long stretches of well-written dialogue that add up to scores of novelistic scenes of Washington at work. The book reads like good fiction. Unfortunately, some of it is.

Call me old-fashioned, but I’ve always believed that there is something special about quotation marks. Whatever is between them, in nonfiction, is supposed to reflect accurately words that some real person actually said…

perhaps most striking of all, consider a set piece in which Reich speaks to the National Association of Manufacturers. He describes himself as being ambushed by cigar-chomping capitalists who hiss at him so loudly that he has to yell to be heard. “They plan to carve me up into small pieces,” he writes. “There isn’t a lady in the room. All men, in dark suits. They’ve finished lunch. Some are smoking cigars. Others are quietly smirking, ready for the kill.” His speech over, Reich is lambasted by a “John,” and Reich’s answer elicits an eruption of “Wrong!” “Bullshit!” and “Go back to Harvard!” As Reich speaks, the audience hisses so loudly “that I’m not sure anyone can hear me.” The cigar smoke, he says, “is making my eyes water. I feel dizzy.” He says, “We’re in a boxing arena, John’s the champ, and the crowd is loving every minute.” Finally, the meeting over, he races “out the back exit before they can pummel me.”…

the attendance list shows that a third or more of the people present were women (including the NAM representative with whom I spoke). If anyone actually was inclined to light up a cigar after breakfast, he would have been breaking the NAM’s no-smoking rule, according to an association representative (who, like another witness I talked to, saw no cigars). Most important, a transcript of the meeting shows a respectful Q and A session, in which none of the comments attributed to “John”–nor any like them–were actually made.

One would hardly expect a roomful of corporate reps to hiss, boo, and shout “bullshit” at a sitting U.S. labor secretary. Sure enough, the transcript shows nothing nastier than sprinkled applause and laughter. I asked Richard Boyd, the professional court reporter who transcribed the session, whether his transcript might have omitted hisses, boos, and imprecations. “I never witnessed anything like that with Robert Reich or anybody else at a NAM meeting,” he said. “I’m absolutely certain I would remember it.” Reich portrays himself as the little guy standing up to a roomful of abusive capitalists–pure Hollywood.

I love the way these Democratic politicos

(a) are treated politely by businessmen

(b) none-the-less, they decide to lie grotesquely about it, to make American business people seem like bullies and skunks.

Speaking as someone who has worked my butt off to deliver value to 25,000 + different customers over the past few years (in purely consensual transactions - something neither Obama or Reich can say), I demand an explanation for this bullshit.

Actually, scratch that. Instead, I want both of their corpses hanging from the telephone pole outside my house by sundown.

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waste

May 16th, 2008

http://www.boston.com/news/local/article…

Acting US Marshal Yvonne Bonner, who is under federal investigation for allegedly assigning deputies to escort Fox Sports broadcasters from last year’s World Series at Fenway Park, has received more than $100,000 - at least $187 a day - from the government for meals, travel, and housing since she came to Boston 17 months ago. more stories like this

Bonner has been living in a three-bedroom, 2 1/2-bath townhouse near Charlestown’s historic Monument Square that is on the market for $739,000, according to a Globe review of public records.

Responding to a Globe request, the US Marshals Service said the government paid Bonner $100,874 between Dec. 10, 2006 and March 2008 for housing, food, and travel - including the $2,975 monthly for her rent and $1,100 each month for utilities and other housing costs. She gets $48 a day for food and other incidentals.

Earlier this month, Bonner said she was entitled to the payments because she still lives in Virginia and maintains a home there. But yesterday a spokesman for the Marshals Service in Boston said Bonner would not discuss the payments further.

Note that this is in addition to her government salary, her pension plan, etc.

Meanwhile, to run an actually productive business that brings value to people, I’m scrimping and saving and having my people pack in tighter to avoid extra office rental fees.

The government spends money almost as if they don’t have to earn it…

Yay for rule of law!

May 16th, 2008

http://www.boston.com/news/local/article…

A Brighton man who decided he wanted out of his 10-year agreement for two club seats after just one year must pay for the seats for the rest of the contract - $65,500, plus interest, the state’s highest court ruled yesterday.

“I’m disappointed that it’s gone this way,” said the Patriots fan, Paul J. Minihane, a real estate broker and developer who chairs the Boston Finance Commission, a city watchdog agency. He declined to comment further on the ruling, which treated the agreements like leases on rental properties.

During a 2006 trial in a lower court, Minihane admitted that he did not read the entire agreement carefully, including the provision requiring him to pay the balance of the contract if he defaulted, the Supreme Judicial Court said yesterday.

The court noted that Minihane had signed many commercial contracts and always warned real estate clients to read agreements closely.

Yay for rule of law.

We don’t see it that often any more, but it’s nice when we do!

newspeak

May 15th, 2008

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articl…

Once a symbol of Arctic wildlife’s fierce resilience, the polar bear is now so vulnerable to the ravages of global warming that the US government placed the creature on the endangered species list yesterday.

Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said the bears’ habitat was literally melting below their feet. Bears depend almost exclusively on sea ice to hunt for ringed seals and other prey. Yet Arctic ice coverage fell to record low levels last year

Let’s just all ignore the Canadian government study that showed that polar bear population is up over the last two decades.

Let’s also ignore the fact that arctic sea ice grew faster in 2008 than ever before : 58,000 square miles of sea ice per day, for 10 days straight.

“Because polar bears are vulnerable to this loss of habitat, they are, in my judgment, likely to become endangered in the foreseeable future - in this case 45 years,” Kempthorne said at a news conference in Washington.

So if short term, potentially random variations are taken as a trend, and if we extend that trend out half a century, then polar bears are “likely” to become endangered … and therefore they are declared endangered now.

Have I suddenly just been dropped on a planet of monkeys where nothing makes sense?

Where’s the Statue of Liberty ?

people are monkeys who listen to what the media tells them

May 15th, 2008

http://snarkybastards.com/index.php/2008…

The West Virginia exit polls asked voters how much they’ve been affected by “the recession.” 89% said that “the recession” had some or a great deal of effect on them. That’s amazing, since there is no recession.

one way to sooth the pain of aging

May 14th, 2008

http://heavyink.com/user/531

Well, it was inevitable. I turned 36 today. And the perfect present is sitting next to me on my computer desk. My shipment of 65(!) comics came today. I’m pretty psyched, but also pretty intimidated. This is one large stack! :)

Couldn’t be happier about it though. Thanks, HI.

Yow.

…but, as a stockholder… yay!

the paint of PTSD always hits right at the end

May 14th, 2008

Go read it all.

(via)

this might actually make him regret missing a deadline

May 14th, 2008

Over at HeavyInk Daynah chastises another community member:

http://heavyink.com/user/4

Sooo it looks like you’re the reason HeavyInk’s logo won’t be on my boobs…

…which is, in fact, one way to complain about delivering a T-shirt design behind schedule.

Not one I would have thought of, but also probably far more effective than anything I could have said…

Is this testing whether I’m a replicant or a lesbian ?

May 14th, 2008

Coyote makes a nice Blade Runner reference and points us to a Voight Kampff test at Microsoft.

(By the way, re: the subject line: it’s getting to be a trend around here )

hmmm

May 14th, 2008

In general, I think the argument that folks who are less than enthusiastic about gay marriage, or believe in their religion’s dogma that homosexual practice is sinful, etc. necessarily have secret homosexual desires is preposterous.

…but, from time to time, I read something like this:

http://www.popehat.com/2008/05/14/oh-my-…

During the trial, which was held in Panama City yesterday and today, Ponce de Leon High School’s principal … Davis admitted under oath that he had banned students from wearing any clothing or symbols supporting equal rights for gay people. Davis also testified that he believed rainbows were “sexually suggestive” and would make students unable to study because they’d be picturing gay sex acts in their mind. The principal went on to admit that while censoring rainbows and gay pride messages he allowed students to wear other symbols many find controversial, such as the Confederate flag.

I’ve got to say, a rainbow has never had that effect on me.

The Confederate flag, however …

kilts (and accessories) around the world

May 14th, 2008

http://westpapuafree.wordpress.com/2008/…


“Penis gourd” is Tok Pisin for “sporran”.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_sheat…

Men from Tiom wear a double gourd, held up with a strip of cloth, and use the space between the two gourds for carrying small items such as money and tobacco.

“Hey, buddy, got a smoke? … uh…yeah…nevermind…”

In 1971-1972 the government launched “Operasi Koteka” (”Operation Penis Gourd”)

“Operation Penis Gourd” ?

OK, my day has already been made.

…which consisted primarily of trying to encourage the people to wear shorts and shirts because such clothes were considered more “modern.”…

Missionaries in the 1950s attempted to alter the local customs by forcing locals to wear shorts. Many of the Dani … could be seen wearing shorts with their kotekas sticking out of them.

Nice!

…western clothing is required in government buildings, and children are required to wear western clothing in school. Kotekas are still considered acceptable attire in church, however.

Wow.

And who can forget the gourd that was actually a discarded coke can?

OK, with this distraction out of the way, we now return to our regularly scheduled anti-government ranting.

Hilarious

May 13th, 2008

http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/

Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate John McCain:

* The Golden Gate Bridge is younger than John McCain.

It goes on and on.

most excellent argument

May 13th, 2008

http://whiskeyinateacup.com/?p=298

While browsing the TV titles available for viewing on Netflix:

E: “We could watch Quantum Leap.”

J: “Oh, that’s some of Scott Bakula’s best work!”

E: (pejoratively) “Quantum Leap is Scott Bakula’s only work.”

J: “False! He was on that Star Trek spin-off.”

E: “You mean Stargate.”

J: “It was Star Trek.”

E: “No, I feel like it was Stargate.”

J: (enraged) “Pfft. It was Star Trek. You need to get your facts straight!”

E: “My Scott Bakula facts? Are those what I need to get straight?”

What an entertaining argument.

I’ve been so wiped out by { a puppy that wants to get up and play at 5 am every day | work | allergy season | life } that the only arguments I even have energy for these days are more along the lines of

TJIC: Is so!

{ NZC | DF }: is not!

TJIC: you < hygeine device > !

{ NZC | DF }: I’m rubber and you’re glue!

TJIC: Am not!

Music moves us

May 13th, 2008

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/articles/…

As a young rocker, Tim Archibald rented practice space in a grimy basement studio near Kenmore Square. When it rained, he used milk crates to protect his bass from flooding. The veteran musician, now 49, faces different challenges with his new band, Ernie and the Automatics.

“Sometimes,” said Archibald, “they’re backing the plane in when we’re in the middle of practice.”

Ah, the travails of CEO rock. The Cessna belongs to South Shore auto magnate Ernie Boch Jr., a 50-year-old guitarist who formed the Automatics two years ago to reclaim the rock ‘n’ roll fantasy he abandoned for the far more profitable family business. The band practices under the jet’s tail section in a hangar at Norwood Memorial Airport.

I’ve seen (limited to local-coverage ?) commercials on Spike TV for Ernie and the Automatics.

These commercials stood out in my mind because they were the worst commercials I have ever seen.

Yes, worse than the ones for local dojos or computer repair stores featuring the proprietor’s mom or girlfriend in the role of “new to martial arts” or “hapless computer user”.

In those commercials, you can usually tell what’s being sold, and they usually give an address or other contact information.

In the Ernie and the Automatics commercial, there were two or three guys - smudged with oil and wearing shop overalls - briefly playing instruments in a garage, then saying “Ernie and the Automatics … music moves us!”.

I racked my mind trying to figure out what these idiots were selling. I finally concluded that it was a shop that installed car stereos (thus the garage and oil smudged faces, and the guitars and the reference to music).

There was no website, no address, no prices, and no product mentioned.

I repeat: Phenomenally bad advertising.

I’m guessing that Ernie Boch Junior inherited the firm from his dad (the one with business sense) and is now using corporate money (or his own inflated salary) to fund these totally pointless commercials.

Wow.

Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations.

robot, protein, bicycle

May 12th, 2008

JWZ gives bike advice (”bicycle wisdom”).

Boing Boing links to it, sending scads of boing-boing readers to his blog…and leave comments.

JWZ responds to the Boing-Boinging and comment storm:

http://jwz.livejournal.com/883988.html

Oh great, here comes the peanut gallery. Thanks, Cory, srsly. I’d recommend against reading the comments here unless you’re the type who reads comments on Youtube. Or maybe you just want to hear a bunch of fixie-hipsters with sand in their vaginas tell me how wrong I am and how you should spend a fortune and do all your repairs yourself.

(subject line hattips)

What I’m reading

May 12th, 2008

John C Wright mentions that a story of his is in a new anthology.

I picked it up last week and read his story - truly excellent. I look forward to reading the other stories in the book.

Also reading _I Am Charlotte Simmons_ by Tom Wolfe (but I mentioned that, already, didn’t I ?).

Also reading What Got You Here Won’t Get You There: How Successful People Become Even More Successful, but I’m not sure if business books count as “real” books…

I’ve been ruined

May 12th, 2008

PermaJered recommended Shun knives.

So, when a credit card gave me a bunch of “credits” that could be exchanged at something like 1,000:1 for psuedo-dollars, in the form of various things, including William Sonoma gift cards, I picked up a 10″ Santoku.

I love it.

I am now even angrier at my bread knife and my paring knife.

If I had not - in the wake of getting the TJICistani Coprosperity Sphere bootstrapped - sworn off credit, I’d pick up a few more knives immediately.

As is, I can say that I’ll get them in the semi-near future.

…although I might have to bump it down in the priority list behind a second (or third…) Stronghold lathe chuck body (because it’s a real pain swapping chuck jaws on and off).

Ocho

May 12th, 2008

I have, in fact, renamed the new dog “Ocho”.

Among her many crazy behaviors: when I’m turning a bowl on the lathe, crawling underneath and playing in the wood-shavings and/or chewing small bits of offcuts that she found near the bandsaw.

(For those who may be concerned for her safety: the lathe is pretty darned safe when I’m turning small, balanced bowls, and even if a piece of work did slip from the chuck, beneath the 300 lb cast-iron lathe bed is perhaps the safest place in the basement ).

She’s a good dog.

I still miss Cricket a lot, though, especially on Mondays.

the nanny state

May 12th, 2008

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.asp…

A Fairfield man is in jail because his daughter hasn’t gotten her General Equivalency Diploma (GED).

A judge ordered the father to stay on top of his daughter’s education months ago and when that order wasn’t followed, Brian Gegner was sentenced to 180-days in the Butler County jail.

The daughter, Brittany Gegner, says her father shouldn’t be punished for her problems.

Especially, she says because she’s now 18, an adult.

Wow.

cooking

May 11th, 2008

For dinner:

A lettuce, pepper, and cucumber salad with feta cheese and homemade croutons (diced French bread tossed over heat with a bit of olive oil, paprika and powdered onion).

Individual sausage, cheese and spinach quiches served in ramikins.

Homemade cheese cake with strawberries and a pomegranate reduction.

Not bad.