Dispatch war rocket ajax to bring back his body

Lifetime government employees dependent on a Democratic congress for their paychecks NASA scientists hold a press conference to talk about how an extreme drop in sunspots and the biggest measured drop ever in the solar wind is “within norms” and how – despite the correlation with heightened sun activity and higher Earth temperatures, and lower sun activity and lower Earth temperatures, it would be “speculation” to connect the two.

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Also, as astrophysicist Brian May once said in a different context:

This morning’s unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm

3 Responses to “Dispatch war rocket ajax to bring back his body”

  1. jb Says:

    Flash! Aaaaah! Savior of the Universe!

    It was on Free “On Demand” the other day, and I had my kids sit down and watch it. What silly, campy, ridiculous fun.

  2. delurking Says:

    nPa of dynamic pressure. What you get if you move your hand through the air at about 50 microns/second. Pretty cool, eh?

  3. tjic Says:

    Also, I’ve got to say, from time to time, the universe gives me an opportunity to say something like “Also, as astrophysicist Brian May once said in a different context”. and have it makes sense, and I just end up grinning all day because it was so perfect.