“always think rope”

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On a site where government agencies advertise bids for private contractors, the ATF advertises for a Leatherman Micra engraved with the words “always think forfeiture.” You know, in case any of its agents forget what’s really important.

I stand by my statement that every BATF employee, right down to the secretaries and janitors, should be hauled out of their offices and either gut shot and left to die, or dropped with a short rope.

By the way, the subject line of this post would make a nice T-shirt, I think…

10 Responses to ““always think rope””

  1. brian Says:

    On a site where government agencies advertise bids for private contractors, the ATF advertises

    Interesting that the government uses the Sun Micro ’4S’ as the favicon.

  2. HTRN Says:

    Even among other Federal Law Enforcement, they have a bad reputation for being “the bottom of the barrel” of fed cops.

    Keep in mind, 97% of all BATFE investigations, invariably are about technical violations like the wrong color ink or common abreviations on the 4473(Remember that the next time you hear about “bad dealers who sold guns illegally”, more often than not, each time it involved something like this).

  3. dearieme Says:

    Ah, the Waco legion. Brave boys.

  4. tjic Says:

    [quote comment="133143"]Ah, the Waco legion. Brave boys.[/quote]

    Yeah, only the bravest of the brave have the guts to machine gun a nursing mother dog and her pups in a fenced in area.

    Real tough guys.

    Let them dance at the end of a short rope.

    Every one.

  5. miriam Says:

    There is a shortage of good secretaries and janitors! It should be like michael vick’s dogs, where they take them out of the bad environment, try to retrain them, and find them good homes.
    And euthanize the ones that are too far gone…

  6. Francis W. Porretto Says:

    If you’ve read John Ross’s novel Unintended Consequences, you might recall that, in that story, other federal law-enforcement officials referred to the BATF as “F Troop.” I wonder if Ross made that up as a grace note, or borrowed it from reality?

    And as an aside, we don’t punish cruelty to animals nearly harshly enough. I favor keelhauling, myself.

  7. tjic Says:

    [quote comment="133218"]If you’ve read John Ross’s novel Unintended Consequences, [/quote]

    Oh my, yes.

    Great book.

    Great ideas.

  8. Jered Says:

    [quote comment="133096"]
    Interesting that the government uses the Sun Micro ’4S’ as the favicon.[/quote]

    That’s just the default for a Solaris web server unless you change it. I’ve seen it on lots of sites.

  9. RustyBadger Says:

    Great short story.

  10. brian Says:

    That’s just the default for a Solaris web server unless you change it.

    I just learned something – neato!