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more caffeinated THAN caffeinated is our motto at the Starbucks corporation

The facts of coffee… to make an alteration in the evolvement of an drink is fatal. A beverage sequence cannot be revised once it’s been established.

Why not?

Because by the second shot added, any sweeteners that have been added give rise to cloying taste like rats leaving a sinking ship, then the ship sinks.

What about latte recombination?

We’ve already tried it, soy, nonfat, half-and-half as an alkalating agent and potent mutagen, it created a beverage so lethal the yuppie was dead before it even left the parking lot.

Then caramel or cinnamon dusting, that would block the taste buds.

Wouldn’t obstruct swallowing but it does give rise to a sweetness problem so that the newly formed beverage carries with it a taste defect and you’ve got a problem again… but this, all of this is academic. You were made as well as we could make you.

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3 Responses to “more caffeinated THAN caffeinated is our motto at the Starbucks corporation”

  1. ngvrnd Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Is nice. I like.

  2. ngvrnd Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    There was a BR reference on Tiki Bar TV (an amusing podcast for those who like that sort of thing), specifically the “and you have burned so very fast” bit.

  3. vind avfuktare krypgrund Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Haven’t had this fun since Eddie Izzard described imperialism. Thanks!