Rules for Dating Todd
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Do you get angry when people “take you at your word,” say, expecting you to show up when you said you would, expecting you to call if you said you’d call, or otherwise expecting you to behave as if you have integrity even in small things?
Do you like to think of yourself as a “zany and offbeat thinker” who defies the usual linear rules of thought?
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If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be insane and probably shouldn’t date me (I’m sure many of you would hasten to add “I wouldn’t dream of it!” and that’s good – you’re being wise, for once)…
If you answered “no” to all these questions, there may be hope of us getting along and even building a romantic relationship. But read on and learn the other nine Rules for Dating Todd…
LOL!
(Note to self: apply at least a few of tests 1,3,4,5,6,7 to next woman who is interested in dating me).
September 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
even better than “zany and offbeat thinker”–
“I have so much love to give”= “I cut myself sometimes”