juvenile anatomy humor

Background: I’ve got one friend who, for some reason that my brain has swapped out (and will probably never swap in), has just one testicle.

Also, friend X lives in a household comprised of:

  • himself
  • his girlfriend
  • his (formerly) male dog
  • his newborn son

conversation monologue at the Res:

TJIC: X has one nut, and has one kid … Nick has two nuts, and has two kids …oh, crap … I’m not really sure that I’m up for having four kids.

Talking to X about the conversation later:

TJIC: repeats above story

X: LOL! … by the way, it occurred to me the other day that my kid has more nuts than everyone else in the house put together!

4 Responses to “juvenile anatomy humor”

  1. GB Says:

    Just ran across this multi testicle cartoon thought I’d share:here.

  2. tjic Says:

    “At this level, the market demands non-linear value”.

    Awesome!

  3. nzc Says:

    Onstad’s awesome. He delivers the non-linear value.

  4. Anton Sherwood Says:

    I knew someone who claimed triorchy. He had only two children before his, whatdyacall, gender reassignment surgery.