I’ve got $5

Reader Steve R. writes in with this:

http://rawstory.com/2010/02/south-caroli…

Five-dollar registration fee for persons planning to overthrow US government

Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of State and declare their intentions — or face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison.

The state’s “Subversive Activities Registration Act,” passed last year and now officially on the books, states that “every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States … shall register with the Secretary of State.”

There’s even a $5 filing fee.

By “subversive organization,” the law means “every corporation, society, association, camp, group, bund, political party, assembly, body or organization, composed of two or more persons, which directly or indirectly advocates, advises, teaches or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States [or] of this State.”

I crap you not: I am going to fill out this form, cut a $5 check, and mail it in.

I’ll keep you updated.

12 Responses to “I’ve got $5”

  1. Steve Rothman Says:

    I was also tempted to send SC $5.00. But someone pointed out on my FB page that it might be very difficult to get through the TSA line in any future air travel. Airports are already annoying enough.

  2. Michael Says:

    This is going to make it difficult for Democrats to run for president in the state.

  3. SR Says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  4. dummy Says:

    Didn’t South Carolina have a different attitude a number of years ago???

  5. jeff Says:

    That is hilarious. Please post the results!

  6. ParatrooperJJ Says:

    You must not have any kind of state license. In order to get or renew any state professional license in Ohio you must sign a form saying that you do not support terriorst groups.

  7. tjic Says:

    [quote comment="231162"]You must not have any kind of state license. In order to get or renew any state professional license in Ohio you must sign a form saying that you do not support terriorst groups.[/quote]

    I don’t support groups that strike against civilian targets.

    I do support groups that strike against legitimate targets. Like BATF offices.

  8. Weetabix Says:

    By “subversive organization,” the law means “every … political party, … or organization, … which … practices the duty… of controlling … the government of the United States [or] of this State.”

    Doesn’t that include all political parties, all voters, all civics classes, etc? Shouldn’t they wind up with the same list as the list of registered voters?

  9. jeff Says:

    TJIC: The Oklahoma City Bombing did kill women and children and other civilians… how is that OK?

  10. Erik Says:

    It says “two or more persons”. Who’s going to be the second member of you corporation, society, association, or whatever?

  11. Michael Says:

    [quote comment="231211"]It says “two or more persons”. Who’s going to be the second member of you corporation, society, association, or whatever?[/quote]

    It does say “association” and Travis does business with the USPS.

  12. Anton Sherwood Says:

    Erik, “two or more persons” is part of the definition of one of the classes of entity required to register. Another such class is “every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices…”.