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tower of meat

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

  • Go the Burger King website.
  • Select the triple whopper.
  • Up the number of beef patties from 3 to 5.
  • Click the “more” button on the right hand side.
  • Up the bacon to 5.
  • Add 5 “steakhouse patties”.
  • Add 5 “steakhouse XT”.
  • Add 5 “Whopper Junior patties”.
  • Contemplate the sheer awesomeness of a 6,880 calorie burger that has almost half a pound (197 grams) of saturated fat, over 1 lb of total fat, and 18 times the USRDA of sodium (8,990 mg).

Bonus activity:

  • click “add to order”
  • enjoy the popup you get which says “would you like anything else with that?”

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14 Responses to “tower of meat”

  1. pdb Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Between this and that Olivia Munn comic nonsense, you are now my new personal hero.

  2. TimP Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    You’re not even trying. I could get it up to 13740 calories, and over two pounds of total fat by adding Chicken, Cheese and Sauce. :-)

  3. Mike Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Hell YES!

  4. chembot Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    “this is what crack must feel like.”

    Reminds me of “The Luther”, described as “A full pound burger patty covered in cheese. Grilled onions, five strips of bacon, all sandwiched between…two Krispy Kreme donuts.”

  5. Francis W. Porretto Says:
    February 5th, 2010 at 7:13 am

    Travis, are you feeling alright?

  6. tjic Says:
    February 5th, 2010 at 7:17 am

    I’m consuming 2,000 calories per day.

    That burger would keep me fed for 3.5 days.

    Ughhhh.

  7. ScottH Says:
    February 5th, 2010 at 11:38 am

    It would go right through you if you had Assburger’s Syndrome:

    (NSF-anybody; it’s gross)

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce2_1218365089

  8. Adam Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    HaHa you burger is just for little children. I built one with just 9890cal :D mhhh

  9. shMerker Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    You can also remove all ingredients and have a 0 fat 0 calorie triple whopper that, according to the allergens list still has wheat, soy, milk, and eggs.

  10. MeatMaster Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Beat This! 14110 calories and 1051g of protein – the Kilo Killer! Start with the A.1. Steakhouse XT Burger and add everything.

  11. meeeeeat Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    14290!

  12. Darick Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I managed to build a burger with 6,220 calories and 473 grams (that’s a bit over a pound) of fat. This monstrous pillar-o-beef was so large that it rolled the top of the web page. MMMMmmmmm …. I can feel my arteries clogging even now.

  13. Garret Says:
    March 8th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    You haven’t even seen disgusting yet ;D

    http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

  14. grover Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 4:56 am

    The healthy burger: no beef or bacon

    8050 calories
    97g sat. fat
    1325mg cholesterol
    62g sugar
    409g carbs
    441g fat
    6g trans fat
    597g protein
    26190mg sodium

    1burger awesome