“WALTER: That rug, in faith, tied the room together, did it not?”

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.

Genius.

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DONALD:

His name is Lebowski? Verily, ope thine ear; that is thy name, Knave!

WALTER:

[He raises his sword, and smites the car]

Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!


Genius.

Genius.

120% pure genius.

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2 Responses to ““WALTER: That rug, in faith, tied the room together, did it not?””

  1. ScottH Says:

    WALTER
    Nay! I do protest, and draw my sword;
    It shall teach thee to disobey my word.
    Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame,
    Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.

    Beautiful.

    Well, there goes my afternoon…

  2. ScottH Says:

    QUINCE
    Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with Joshua Quince, by Jesu.

    Is that The Jesus in the Old El Paso commercials running on TV now (chicken Thursday)?