“WALTER: That rug, in faith, tied the room together, did it not?”
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.
Genius.
http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
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DONALD:
His name is Lebowski? Verily, ope thine ear; that is thy name, Knave!
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WALTER:
[He raises his sword, and smites the car]
Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
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Genius.
Genius.
120% pure genius.
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January 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
WALTER
Nay! I do protest, and draw my sword;
It shall teach thee to disobey my word.
Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame,
Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.
Beautiful.
Well, there goes my afternoon…
January 8th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
QUINCE
Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with Joshua Quince, by Jesu.
Is that The Jesus in the Old El Paso commercials running on TV now (chicken Thursday)?