conversation with an adrenaline junkie

July 31st, 2010

I recently got back in touch with Trauma Surgeon Girl, who I had been dating up until a few months back.

TJIC: So, with all these trauma cases, have you ever had anyone die while you’re operating on them?

TSG: Oh, of course!

TJIC: Really?

TSG: Yes, I had one guy die nine times on me, on the table.

TJIC: That doesn’t sound long term promising…

TSG: Oh, no. I finished up my surgery and he died for the last time 15 minutes later.

TJIC: So, what was he in the OR for?

TSG: A motorcycle accident.

TJIC: So, I guess you’re against motorcycles then?

TSG: Oh, no! I love them. So exciting!

(previously)

bookshelf pr0n

July 31st, 2010

A photo blog about cool bookshelves.

…although nothing will out do the previously blogged Jay Walker’s library)…

dead tree reading material

July 31st, 2010

I’m in the middle of several excellent books…

and over the last few days the most recent issues of a few excellent magazines have arrived:

What wonderful times we live in!

grading standards

July 31st, 2010

http://fourthcheckraise.blogspot.com/201…

Having grown up with numerical grades for schoolwork, I have since become accustomed to the Anglosphere grading scheme with letters. I sometimes still wonder why there is no grade E, but maybe it is same as INC, a fail that can be remedied with extra work. In general, it’s funny how we distinguish between several levels of acceptable work, but there is only one failing grade, even though with some students, I sometimes find myself wishing for grades G and H that I could give out for those who display truly extraordinary levels of stupidity and a total lack of capability to understand anything. In today’s news, some school district in Jersey has eliminated the D grade so that the students need to get at least a C to pass. I understand the sentiment, but the whole thing is still like that old saying of blaming the mirror when your face is crooked. If D denotes the lowest level of achievement that is good enough (in fact, I suddenly recall an old joke that, rewritten in these terms, asks what you call someone who passes the medical school with a D for every course), then someone who gets a D has by definition learned enough to pass. The problem is not the existence of this grade, but the fact that it is given out too easily.

I went to a somewhat rigorous Catholic prep school for high school.

We had all five letter grades, but the numerical scheme was skewed, so that an A was awarded for a 95+, a B was 88-94, a C was 80-87, etc.

I think the lowest passing grade was a 73 or so.

Of course, this is all meaningless with out discussing what sorts of tests we got, and how they were graded. In my college engineering and math tests were composed of arbitrary and difficult problems, and the highest scorer might very well get only 60% of the available points, so that a curve was used. In high school, tests were designed so that a smart student who had paid attention could, theoretically, get 100% of the points.

So, given that, the definition of “lowest passing grade” was “answering 73% of the questions correctly”.

That seems

(a) about equivalent in theory to “there is no D; there is only A/B/C and failing”.

(b) a dandy scheme – if you can’t answer about 3/4 of the questions correctly, you can’t really be said to have grokked the material

Second American Revolution

July 31st, 2010

Investor’s Business Daily wonders if we need a second armed revolution.

Personally, I think that revolutions can be justified, but that wars are always hugely wasteful.

It goes against the Westphalian consensus, but I think that it’s always far preferable to act directly against the true problems – the leaders of dangerous regimes.

The people of even the most malign regimes are usually much more tractable.

Far better to kill Hitler with a briefcase bomb than to firebomb Dresden.

Similarly, if we’re to have a “Second American Revolution”, far better to have a few platoons of patriots machine gun a few crowds of senators and bomb a few cocktail gatherings in Bethesda and Fairfax than to have actual citizen-vs-citizen combined-arms battles in the suburbs.

Less women, children, and dogs get hurt that way.

development strangled by special interests and regulations

July 31st, 2010

In NYC

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/01/reales…

[ the ] zoning resolution [ is ] a 1,523-page document continuously revised over nearly 50 years

…and folks wonder why there is net population movement from the North East to the south and west.

The only thing that’s keeping North Eastern cities from collapsing is massive federal subsidies.

When humans emmigrate to the moon, it’s not going to be because the view is so great, or because natural resources are so plentiful – it’s going to be that, like the Pilgrims, the harships are many, but they are light weight compared to the weight of the government the people are fleeing.

(See also: the founding of the Icelandic Republic where Norwegians fled the new central government of Harals the Fair Haired:

In 866, Harald made the first of a series of conquests over the many petty kingdoms which would compose Norway … large numbers of his opponents had taken refuge … in Iceland … in the Orkney Islands, Shetland Islands, Hebrides Islands, Faroe Islands and the northern European mainland. However, his opponents leaving wasn’t entirely voluntary. Many Norwegian chieftains who were wealthy and respected posed a threat to Harald; therefore, they were subjected to much harassment from Harald, prompting them to vacate the land.

If you can’t picture the US government, or perhaps the UN in 2090 not only regulating and confiscating folks near to death, or can’t picture some politician demonizing big business and haranguing the rich to the point that they want to leave, then I suggest that your imagination is weak.)

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding along the Hudson River will be under a no-fly zone.

July 31st, 2010

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=…

RHINEBECK, N.Y. – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding along the Hudson River will be under a no-fly zone.

The Federal Aviation Administration says local airspace will be restricted from 3 p.m. (1900 GMT) Saturday to 3:30 a.m. (0730 GMT) Sunday.

I put this in a bit with the special deployment of the US Navy to search for JFK Junior’s remains after he crashed his plane.

That bin is labelled “things that don’t sound that bad but actually trouble me far more than most government spending”.

I find Roman history fascinating. The Founders very self-consciously modelled much of the US government on Roman government …and yet, in other ways, our society is the direct antithesis of Roman society.

One of the most interesting distillations of modern Christian / enlightenment values as compared with Roman values was this:

Romans had all the same feelings that we had – pity, equality, forgiveness – except there was an inversion. Those that we see as strengths, they saw as weaknesses, and vice versa.

(I’d like to say that that came from Kagan, or Gibbon or Strauss, or one of my undergrad Roman History textbooks … but it actually came from a bit of director’s commentary on the HBO miniseries Rome.)

This quote overstates things a bit, but it does make a good point: we have a ton in common with the Romans – our language, many foodstuffs, our Senate, our foreign policy, our infrastructure spending, our preeminent world position, our politics, and more.

…but it’s a mistake to not pay attention to the drastic skew between our two ethical systems.

One aspect of the difference in ethical systems is this: Romans took it as utterly given and not worth debate that

(a) different people were born into different social classes;

(b) social class did – and should pervade all aspects of life;

(c) it was legitimate for government to acknowledge, reinforce, and be co-opted for the purpose of enforcing these distinctions.

(and spare me what you learned from an after-school special about manumitted Roman slaves – it’s true, and it was a much better form of slavery than we had here in the US, but while economic mobility was nearly unlimited, and slaves could be freed and thus jump one social class , beyond that there was very little social / political mobility.

Social and economic reform in Rome had its heyday around 150 BC and it didn’t go very well. Despite one of them being a hero of the third (and final) Punic War, the Gracchus brothers failed in their attempt to reform the land laws so as to treat members of the senatorial class and the plebeian class equally (that is, if you consider “the senators had 300 of your followers clubbed to death just outside the senate doors, spilling blood there for the first time ever” to be a failure).

The Roman State was deeply in bed with the roman social elite. It was not scandalous when the Roman state spent money or exerted its power for the personal social benefit of a social elite – this was seen as legitimate and part of the natural order of things.

This is why I am deeply troubled by the casual use of the FAA to shut down airspace for a Clinton wedding, or the casual redeployment of the US Navy to go looking for the corpse of some media fop.

When Barnie Frank or some other politician uses stolen tax dollars to reward his political allies with pet projects, that’s the normal mode of government operation, and if people find out about it, there’s the normal outrage.

That’s bad enough.

…but what I really dislike the destruction of the social compact that says that government at least has to pretend to be about the common good, and that the machinery of governance is distinct from the social strata of lawyers, trust fund kids, recipients of inherited wealth, those who married married rich, etc.

I’m OK with Bill Clinton, when in office, flying in Air Force One.

I’m OK with Bill Clinton, when out of office, being a multi-multi-millionaire from his speech giving and his book deals and flying around in Air !@#$ One.

…but I’m deeply unhappy when Chelsey Clinton’s $5 million wedding, doesn’t merely put lots of politicians on the guest list, but calls in “favors” from the government that are entirely unavailable to ordinary US citizens at any price.

Forget my complaints about the size and scope of government – I can imagine living in a culture where all citizens agree on the rules of government, and merely disagree with how well funded it is.

…but I find it deeply troubling to contemplate a society where people thing that it is legitimate that the upper classes have a legitimate draw on government power for social purposes like this.

Your new Bentley is really just a Yugo with a fancy hood ornament

July 31st, 2010

Jered explains how to invest tens of millions in your brand, and then flush it down the toilet for a quick short-term buck:

http://jered.livejournal.com/78846.html

when I see “IMAX” attached to something I’ll immediately think “is it IMAX, or is it another branding fraud”?

Go read it.

(More silence)

July 30th, 2010

http://theultimateanswertokings.blogspot…

Me: (Looking at a billboard for a local candidate) He’s got a kind of Andy Griffith thing going on, don’t you think?

Claire: Yeah, and apparently a boatload of money. Heard he’s paying for his campaign out of his own deep pockets.

Me: I don’t mind that so much, as long as they empty his pockets before they feed him into the spinning blades.

Claire: (After a rather long silence) Um…spinning blades?

Me: Yeah. I mean, I can get along with a traditionalist. Ropes and lamp posts have their charms. But spinning blades have a twenty-first century thing I find very attractive. Elections should definitely involve spinning blades. At a minimum they should be fought with guns.

Claire: (More silence) Oh. Yeah, okay.

Har!

mirrors on the ceiling, brown carnitas with rice

July 30th, 2010

http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2010/07/from…

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled this week that customers in wheelchairs are being denied the full “Chipotle experience” of watching their food being prepared because Chipotle’s 45-inch counters are too high.

The right to the “Full Chipotle Experience” is – apparently – to be found in one of the emanations and penumbras of the Bill of Rights.

I’m glad that the federal government exists.

With out it there would be no one to force a burrito place to lower their counters so that patrons can see their burrito being prepared.

Reading the full legal decision, I learned a few things:

  • the fact that Chipotle had a written policy of taking extra time and effort to show people in wheelchairs samples of the food and help them pick was so horrible and discriminatory that the plaintiff ate at Chipotles four times
  • the plaintiff ended up in a wheelchair because of his enlistment in the Italian army (Italy has an army? Who knew?!)
  • the law in California apparently actively encourages people in wheelchairs to file these sorts of lawsuits, and rewards them with vast legal payouts (above and beyond their legal fees)
  • for the civil rights violation of showing the plaintiff his food, but not showing it to him at the correct portion of the counter, Chipotle had to pay this guy $136,527 and $5,000 in damages
  • …but the appeals court voided these damages and ordered the lower court to reconsider, and come up with much more generous numbers
  • in a more just world, circuit judges Daniel M. Friedman, Dorothy W. Nelson, Stephen Reinhardt would all be dangling from lampposts, with their hands lashed behind their backs, and their feet kicking.

(Subject line referencing my modest proposal to let folks in wheelchairs see their food being prepared: mirrors. Of course, in a more just world, it would be legal to post a sign saying “no Irish, dogs, or cripples allowed”. It’s immoral, but in a free country it should be legal.)

today’s motivation

July 30th, 2010

You’ll grow ragged, and weary, and swarthy

Go. Read.

(via)

offering assistance to the pathetic, aggressive, and politically autistic.

July 30th, 2010

I just remembered the awesome collection of insults I received while a member of the Arlington, MA town mailing list years and years back.

They’re linked to over in the sidebar, under the title What the critics are saying.

Re-reading it made me LLOL.

in Diet Coke veritas / destroying concrete walls

July 30th, 2010

I was in the slightly odd position of being treated to a free dinner last night by a retired O-6 who wanted to pick my brain about launching a company.

I gave the 43 pieces of advice that I always give, and I grew somewhat sleepy listening to myself do song-and-dance-number-14a…but at one point, in response to a question about hiring, I heard the droning voice say something that was a bit new to me.

I agree with it, obviously, because it was me saying it, but it was still a bit surprising to hear.

“We are born into this deeply egalitarian American society, where we are told ‘all men are created equal’ – it’s right there, in our foundational documents. And when we think about it, and we do, we acknowledge that that means politically equally, not endowed with equal talents. So we think we’ve dismissed that propaganda from our thinking. …but after a bit of experience acting, and watching my own actions, and watching my own thoughts, I have concluded that even when you consciously dismiss that idea about equal abilities and equal potential, you have not subconsciously dismissed it.

“There are people who you can point at a target, and before you’re done explaining the task, they’ve already demolished 15 of the concrete walls between them and the target, and they’re working on the last two.

“…and then there’s everyone else. At some level, we all want to believe that anyone can rise to the challenge, that we’re all Americans and all equals, if not in software engineering skills, at least in drive, and potential, and ability to get motivated.

“…but I find that to be deeply untrue. I think you can manage people to do a routine job, and you can lead people to do something heroic, but you can’t create insane drive where there is none. One guy is going to demolish those 15 walls, and another guy is going to say ‘well, before I head over to that wall, I’ve got a problem tying my shoe – this left lace is too short’. And getting that guy a longer shoe lace isn’t going to solve the problem. There is no way to turn the guy with the short shoelace into the guy who’s already knocked down 15 walls. So my advice is to deeply internalize the fact that you can not create a wall destroyer, and instead just try to find one that already exists.”

more on 10 gallon hats

July 30th, 2010

http://www.villagehatshop.com/facts_10_g…

The gallon in “ten gallon hat” derives from the Spanish galón meaning braid. So a ten-gallon hat is a hat with a braiding around the brim.

You learn something new every day!

(Ha! I just checked this post before submitting it, and I saw that I had a typo in the subject line; it read “10 gallon hates”. I’ll save that one for my next post about socialism!)

government housing policy / sexual reproduction / sati after the death of freedom

July 30th, 2010

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arch…

…Congress… has already begun to tackle … housing policy reform…

here’s a spoiler… : the government will maintain its strong influence in the housing market for decades, if not centuries, to come.

Living things can either put their energy into being immortal, or they can put it into reproducing.

In reality, the adaptive strategy that almost every living thing embraces is “reproduce and then die”.

This is a win because this allows individuals to

(a) shed their parasite load and start a new generation unburdened by leaches, bacteria, ticks, fleas, hookworms, and such.

(b) the new generation will have a new mix of DNA and thus has a new shot at having better resistance to parasites.

The US federal government had a good run for 200 years, but it is now encrusted with parasites like a wooden ship covered with barnacles.

It is long past time for the tree of liberty to be refreshed with the blood of tyrants.

I do not blame (well, not much) real estate agents, bankers, builders, construction material providers, etc., for lobbying congress to create illegitimate, distortionary, thieving policies that rob Peter of $100 in order to give Rhonda the real estate agent, Bob the banker, Boris the builder, and Ian the insulation manufacturer 14 cents each.

I can dispassionately accept that it is human nature to lie, cheat, and steal … and then to lie to oneself in order to explain away the outsourced immorality.

I forgive (or, at least, am willing to ignore) the sins of the real estate agents, bankers, etc.

I merely (“merely”) assert that we need to clear the vermin out of DC (a tactical nuke might be dandy, if we’ve got an offshore wind), track down any Senators or Representatives who survived the blast and hang them from lampposts, burn their corpses over a pyre made of all copies of the Federal Register, and start over again, with an idea that we haven’t seriously considered in over 150 years:

Using the Constitution ( and actually reading it first ).

poverty

July 30th, 2010

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massach…

Senator John F. Kerry reported 16 years ago that he was living on his Senate salary and a trust fund worth no more than $100,000. He sometimes lodged at a friend’s home and had to watch his spending carefully.

[ 17 paragraphs later, the article also notes that his net worth was somewhere between $600k and $2.8 million at this time ]

Today, as a result of his marriage to Teresa Heinz Kerry, the Massachusetts Democrat is ranked as the wealthiest member of Congress, with assets of at least $231 million, according to financial disclosure records.

The irony is that until he married Heinz 15 years ago, Kerry didn’t always have an outsized fortune at his disposal, despite his blueblood pedigree on the maternal Forbes side of his family.

I’d never really realized it before, but Kerry is a man of the people.

Living on just a senate salary ($175k/year) and a trust fund with an inflation adjusted value of $150,000 isn’t easy.

…and the article makes this point.

At times Kerry was forced near the utter pits of poverty – like the time when he had to rely on a family member to pay his way at an elite prep school.

Anyway, I’m glad that those days are behind him, and that with his 5 houses, 15 cars, and $230 million net worth, that Kerry is now comfortably part of the upper middle class.

…and I’m glad that the Boston Globe took steps to make me realize that Kerry, a scion of the Forbes clan, once had to subsist on nothing more than a $175,000 salary, a $100,000 trust fund, his Forbes family, and his elite prep school connections.

I promise to judge him as an elite out-of-touch blue-state buffoon no more!

television adds 9 and 1/4 gallons

July 29th, 2010

http://www.stetsonhat.com/faqs.php

Q: How much water does a 10-gallon hat hold?

A: 3 quarts

cops decide to steal guns from a citizen, leave their audio gear running and record the whole thing

July 29th, 2010

http://www.kccn.tv/

Sheriff’s deputies’ disdain for Constitution captured by their own recorded comments

You have to go watch this video.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Harrassment lawsuits on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

July 29th, 2010

Sigh.

Sometimes the absolute best jokes just can’t, for various reasons, be published in the blog.

E.g.:

  • an idea involving DF, an airplane, and a small team of mercenaries
  • springing back from adversity and how it relates to a lyric from “Team America: World Police”
  • the innocuous nickname I gave one of my shipping people, and – for whatever reason – her idea of a really really bad nickname that would have been far worse

All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain.

(But, seriously, you should have been there.)

(subject line hattip)

How’s it sit? Pretty cunning, don’t you think?

July 29th, 2010

http://tjic.com/?p=15749#comment-238925

19 year old at ceramics probably should get … a grape wine cooler.

Actually, as it turns out, she gets lathe lessons.

Just the other night she floated the idea of a trade, I threw out the idea of a hand-made Jayne Cobb hero-of-Canton style wool hat, and she said that she had the knitting skills to deliver that.

I think I’ve got what it takes to pull off the look.

…or, at least, I’ve got the weaponry.

(subject line hattip)